The Fairy Flush TP
© (p) FloraLee Newman 2008
The following was the invitation that we handed to friends at
L&F's wonderful annual Mardi Gras party:
"Dear friends & family,
The Fairy Flush and Peter Tapilo would like to
make you "privy" to their little secret. ...
They've decided to take the plunge!
Mr. & Mrs. Claug D'Raynz and
Mr. & Mrs. Scott Brown-Tapilo
announce the union of their daughter
The Fairy Flush to Peter Tapilo
The wedding will take place at the
Lovely Septic Meadows Pavilion
The flushing bride requests your presence
At a ceremonial soldering and the
traditional tossing of the waxed ring."
The Fairy Flush also included the following poem on the invitation:
"Surprise - it's me. The Fairy Flush
No one thinks about me all that much
I reside and work inside your tank
Yet, you never utter a word of thanks
But it's true - If I was not around
There'd be a whole lotta SH**
NOT going down!
When the handle's pulled
I get in the zone
Each swish, valve, pipe's
The perfect tone
I know how to make it swirl the best
As of your deposits I help you divest!"
Those of you already in the know will connect The Fairy Flush &
Peter Tapilo to their other personas as curators of the Whole World
Toilet Paper Museum.
The inspiration for the tp wedding dress came from Cheap-Chic-Weddings.com
The Fairy flush created her dress in her spare time (when the toilets
were not in need of flushing) over the course of a week. The approximately
3 1/2 unused rolls were not missed by the flushers. The dress was
held together with various tapes, including double sided tape, regular
scotch tape & packing tape. The chords & straps for the
dress were also made from tp. The dress held up pretty well over
the course of the party, though the "lace" did take a
beating and The Fairy Flush wishes she had had a bit more time to
style it prior to the party.