The Colors Collector Tissue Issue

Halloween is usually a crazy time for us because we're steeped in pumpkin
carvings. We were just about to start carving an elaborate dance
pumpkin when we were contacted by Colors Magazine of Benetton who
wanted to interview us abour our tp collection for their special Collectors
edition. Their deadline was quickly approaching. How do you explain to
a magazine that distributes to 40 countries and 5 languages that it's
the wrong season - especially when you're hosting The Whole World Toilet
Paper Museum? So we agreed to answer some questions and email them pictures.
We took a day off from carving so that we could select some choice examples;
set up a series of lights and cameras to get the best possible pictures
with our amateur skills; sent them all off by email. It turned out
that a professional magazine is selective about the quality and types
of pictures they will use and ours just weren't up to their standards.

They wanted us to mail some of our collection.to Italy. It's an odd feeling
to explain, but we started to collect toilet paper specifically because
it has no inherent value. And yet we found ourselves extremely reluctant
to part with some of our collection. What if something were to happen
to them enroute? Couldn't they just go into their bathroom and photograph
some of their own toilet paper as a representation? We eventually agreed
to send some interesting sheets though not what we had originally planned
to contribute.
As you may have guessed they all arrived back at the museum safe and
sound.


"John Wayne" toilet paper: "It's Rough. It's Tough. And
it doesn't take crap from anyone!"
Deutcsche Bundesbahn and a 1994 sheet from a train from Firenze
(Florence) Italy

1999 Green Andrex TP from London UK signe "Cheerio, Pip Pip & All
that rot" also 1970s TP with star pattern
Two samples of Christmas novelty tp
- 1999 "Kodachrome Basin State Parke Utah"
- 1984 "from the infamous saloon where Wild Bill Hickok was shot in
the back while playing poker in Deadwood Gulch S. Dakota"
- 1986 "Wearing safety glasses inside Caterpillar's technical plants only women's bathroom."
- 1993 "Retrieved from Paul Bunyan Amusement Ctr. Brainerd MN Home
of the world's largest talking animated figure. p.s. Retrieved from
the bathroom which stands right under his butt!"
- 1993 "Graceland Memphis TN"
- 1995 "Big Intervale campsite on Cabot Trail at North Apy River,
Cape Breton Highlands National Park, Cape Breton Islnad, Nova Scotia,
Canada"
- 1992 "World Kite Museum & Hall of Fame Long Beach WA (World's
longest beach)"
- "Red Garter Saloon" with drawing
2008 "Scottish Toilet Paper from Kinlochleven in the Highlands"
and 1983 yellow tp from British Columbia
1992 "airport Zurich - Switzerland" and 1986 "Covent Garden
"Loo" with pink walls and rock music"

1991 "Real Dutch Toilet paper from my toilet to yours" and 1999
"Club Med Paradise Island Bahamas"

1985 "Reversible Caux Train Station Switzerland and 1981 Prague

1990 "Windsor Palace Windsor UK home of the Queen" and 1984
Volterra Italy

2010 "Slippery Noodle Inn Dis-is-it Live Blues collected by
members of Ameri-MF-Cana
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