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When Editor Richard Johnston of Guitar Player Magazine reviewed TagYerit's first CD "Heavy Construction", Oct. 1996, he said, " No rhyme's too audacious, no revelation too embarrassing, no groove too loose and loopy - this one's full of the pure joy of words and music." Little did he know that things might get worse. Maybe he shares some of the blame for being an 'enabler'. In any case, this song made the cut. Sure it's not to everyone's taste. But consider it a homage to humanity's bodily burdens.
Embarrassed (All True) © 1998 R&F Newman Date at the movies - there's quite a crowd When bodily functions start functioning loud Cold stares and some giggles are flying your way But what's floating their way - it's not hard to say Weren't you embarrassed - mortified Wish life had rewind - wanna just hide Weren't you embarrassed - scream inside “If gods were merciful- they'd let me just die.” A long day teaching - the class - just walked out the door When you notice some underpants in the middle of the floor With a fast-sinking feeling, you realize they're yours Slow working their way down your jeans since the night before. Can you ever show your face in this town - you're not cool Will friends ever even want you around - so uncool Weren't you embarrassed ... You lead cheers for basketball - team just broke a tie score You screamed and you laughed so hard that you peed on the floor Your shock turns to horror - time and space feel so stuck As you watch the ref bend right on down and wipe it all up. It's deserted for miles as you walk on the beach When your body decides that it needs big relief Your partner says, “All's clear” so you do your best squat When straight out of the water pops a frogman to watch So embarrassed / Call me Scarlet / Crimson Ruby .... Vermilion
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